i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?
OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
yesterday at the mall this guy tried stealing a phone and he was running out the store and my mom tripped him and fucking screamed “SWIPER NO SWIPING”