I’ll tell you h’what..
- white people: this is SO spicy
- me: it's water
Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just
the queer whisperer
this will never not be funny.
i can’t actually breathe
It looks pissed
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing
This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
That is disgusting.
- parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
- me: what do you wanna know